??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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