I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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