I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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