Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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