i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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