brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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