everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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