What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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