i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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