I'm pants shitting drunk right now
"it" just moved
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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