I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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