i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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