yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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