9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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