PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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