...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I think a kid would responsible me up
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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