Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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