When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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