Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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