he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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