If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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