We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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