People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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