Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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