She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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