Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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