I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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