Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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