Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize