how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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