I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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