Hey man sorry I got all grabby
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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