If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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