Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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