Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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