I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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