On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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