your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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