yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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