Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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