he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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