Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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