No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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