check it out our google latitudes are spooning
they need to just BURY HIM!
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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