He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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