plz talk dirty to me
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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