# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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