it was like having sex with a tree stump
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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