theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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