Where are you?
In a non slutty way
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
