STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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