i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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